All you can do is try to be less crap at English.
~ Jason Dixon, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
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I like language a lot. I like to play with words to create new things.
For example, I'm going to write a story about a person who knows another person. (pause) Stay with me. I know the plot is weak at this point, but there is more.
Anyway, one of the people is named Sam. But then the other person gets a concussion and forgets Sam's name and everything about Sam.
I'm going to call the story "Samnesia."
I know that the title is the best part of the story, but I don't care. And you're not literature critic, so shut up.
And if you happen to actually BE a literature critic, shoot me an email and let me know what ideas you have for a good rest of this story.
I like language a lot. I like to play with words to create new things.
For example, I'm going to write a story about a person who knows another person. (pause) Stay with me. I know the plot is weak at this point, but there is more.
Anyway, one of the people is named Sam. But then the other person gets a concussion and forgets Sam's name and everything about Sam.
I'm going to call the story "Samnesia."
I know that the title is the best part of the story, but I don't care. And you're not literature critic, so shut up.
And if you happen to actually BE a literature critic, shoot me an email and let me know what ideas you have for a good rest of this story.
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