Dog

Dogs are such agreeable friends. They ask no questions. They make no criticisms.

~ George Eliot

- - - - -

Interviewer: On a scale of 1-10, how much do you want a dog, Michelle?

Me: Well, it depends on what kind of dog.

Interviewer: A Labrador or a lab mix -- 

Me: (excitedly) A ten.

Interviewer: You interrupted me. A Labrador or a lab mixed with a giant slug.

Me: (pause) What is WRONG with you???