Hat

Why should anyone be frightened by a hat?

Antoine Saint-Exupery

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I think a hat is as fine a thing as any to be afraid of. We are afraid of things that don't exist and things that haven't even happened yet. Imagine what something that actually DOES exist might do. And don't the words "hate" and "asshats" and "chatting" all have contain the word "hat"? Yes. Yes, they do. And hate, asshats and chatting are all terrifying things.

There. I think I've made my point. You might wonder what my point is, and to that I say that my point is a good one.