If you shack up with the devil, don't expect God to pay the rent.
~ Church Message Board
- - - - -Okay, but did God sign the rental agreement? If so, I might have to go to small claims court with this. (pause) But how can a lawsuit against God be a small claim?
And, in all fairness, sometimes you don't know your roommate is the devil until you live with them for a while. Trust me. I know. (pause) No. This isn't about Leslie. (pause) Also, please don't tell her I wrote this.
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