Bird

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me: I am a free human being with an independent will.

~ Charlotte Bronte

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What if instead of the eagle our national bird was this bird? I don't know what it is. A woodpecker, I think. What if the woodpecker was the national bird? 

I wouldn't like that because I think they would use a lot of Woody Woodpecker references and he freaks me out. He needs to calm down.

Also, I know this isn't really a woodpecker.