Bird

It's impossible to explain creativity. It's like asking a bird, "How do you fly?" You just do.

~ Eric Jerome Dickey

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I don't think I want anyone to give me the bird. I don't have a bird cage, I don't know how to take care of birds, and while I don't mind watching them sometimes, their poop grosses me out.  I also don't want anyone to give me the finger because it would probably make me throw up a little bit to get a finger - even if it came in a very nicely wrapped box.