Church

Don't clap too hard - it's a very old building.

~ John Osborne

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Sometimes I think I might like to renovate an old church and live in there. But then I think I don't want to get all those sins from other people on me, so maybe I don't want to live in an old church. I'm okay wearing my own sins since I made them myself. Other people's sins might kind of gross me out, though. 

I have a hard enough time with putting my hands in other people's jacket pockets and feeling crumbs. I don't need to put my hands in their lived experiences and feel their sins.

Incidentally, putting my hands in their jacket pockets is how I got all this money so I can renovate an old church and live there.