There is no such thing as a great man or a great woman. People believe in them just as they used to believe in unicorns and dragons. The greatest man or woman is 99% just like yourself.
~ George Bernard Shaw
- - - - -What would a horn of plenty of unicorns look like? And how many unicorns would be in it? I'm guessing only one or two. Unicorns look all nice and sparkly and rainbowy from a distance, but I bet they're a handful.
Hey. Also this:
Why don't they call unicorns "hornses" instead?
Why? I'll tell you why, because unicorns are high maintenance and too fancy to just be called hornses, that's why.
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