There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami.
Someone needs to tell the turkey, "Man, just be yourself."
~ Mitch Hedberg
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The two turkeys discussed who was more at risk that November. "I think it's you," Ben said to David.
David nodded, "Existentially, you may be right. I may have more at stake. Physically though, dude, it's gotta be you."
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