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Saturday, March 9, 2019

Control

The intelligent want self-control. 
Children want candy.
~ Rumi
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I heard this in a bathroom recently:

Mom: Mackenzie. Mackenzie! MACKENZIE!!! Come here. You have to go to the bathroom!

Mackenzie: No, I don't.

I don't know if Mackenzie had to go or not. I think it's interesting Mackenzie's mom knew more than Mackenzie about that. Maybe the mom had some sort of urine monitor hooked up to Mackenzie. I imagine that would be called a "Look 'N Pee" or a "Wee Wee Watcher" or a "Micturation Monitor."

And, yes, I just learned the word "micturation" as I was preparing this blog post.

Thanks, Mackenzie.

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