Jokes

The gods too are fond of a joke.

~ Aristotle

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Why 13-year-olds don't tell jokes to their grandparents...

Kid: Here's another joke. There are three elevators and a fire inside the building.

Grandma: A fire outside or inside?

Kid: That's not the point.

Grandma: Yes, it is. If there's a fire outside, why would you try to go out of the building.

Kid: Anyway, there are hornets in one, a hitman from 1910 in the next, and a tiger in the third. Which elevator do you use?

Grandpa: (immediately) Hitman from 1910.

Kid: Why?

Grandpa: Because he'd be dead.

Kid: Good!

Grandma: I was going to say tiger so I could put a spell on him and keep him as a pet.


Editorial comment: I WISH the kid would have said, "None of them. You should never use an elevator during a fire." That is actually the correct answer.