Birds

The freedom of birds is an insult to me.

~ Cormac McCarthy

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So if your true love gives you a partridge, turtle doves, French hens, calling (colly) birds, geese, and swans you might want to find a new love because they aren't really that into you. They keep giving you the bird over and over and over again. Also, your house probably smells pretty awful.