Spirits

The jealous are possessed by a mad devil and a dull spirit at the same time.

~ Johann Kaspar Lavater

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Overheard...

Bartender: Does "diablo" mean devil?

Guy at the bar: Yes. 

(pause)

Guy at the bar: Why?

Bartender: Because I had some "diablo sauce" today and it tasted like the devil.

Guy at the bar: Well, it'll probably feel like the devil tomorrow, too.