Chair

If they don't give you a seat at the table, bring a folding chair.

~ Shirley Chisholm

(Yes, I know I've used this quote before. I like it.)

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Me: Last night I had a dream I was in Washington, D.C. at the House of Representatives and they were choosing where they were going to sit.

Leslie: I don't think it works that way.

Me: I know. It was a dream. Anyway, most of the people I talked to were really nice and seemed to like me.

Leslie: Were you handing out corndogs?

Me: NO. SOMETIMES PEOPLE IN CONGRESS LIKE ME EVEN WHEN I'M NOT HANDING OUT CORNDOGS!