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Tuesday, August 27, 2019

Communication

The soul is healed by being with children.
~ Fyodor Dostoevsky
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From a video Kirk sent to me:


Kirk: Hey, Zak! Tell Aunt Michelle where we're going to go eat!

Zak: Inside.

Kirk: (chuckling) Right, but WHERE?

Zak: Restaurant.

Kirk: (not chuckling) What restaurant?

Zak: (Pointing) This one.

Kirk: (frustrated) What. Is. It. Called?

Zak: Burger.

Kirk: (VERY FRUSTRATED - I'M TYPING THIS IN ALL CAPS TO EXPLAIN HIS LEVEL OF FRUSTRATION) WHAT IS THE NAME --

Mom: (whispering in that freakishly loud way that's actually louder than if you just say something without whispering) ZOMBIE. BURGER.

Zak: Zombie Burger! (which he said in that tone where you can tell he's either thinking, "If that's what you wanted me to say, why didn't you just tell me?" OR "Zombie Burger - DUH."

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