Every bird, every tree, every flower reminds me what a blessing and privilege it is just to be alive.
~ Marty Rubin
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If someone wants to give me the bird, it might be weird, but I hope they flip me off with their finger because do I look like an estuary to you?! (pause) I mean, do I look like an aviary to you?!
(pause)
Stop laughing at me.
(pause)
Fine, if you're going to laugh at me, take this (I hand you an osprey). Who's laughing now, jerk?
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