Rice

I don't want to throw rice

I want to throw rocks at her...

~ Dolly Parton

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Once upon a time, there was a film director. He really wanted to hire a real rock band to star in his film. He reached out to Mick Jagger and Keith Richards - who happened to be vacationing in his town. They were amenable, but had to talk it over with the rest of the band.

The director was incredibly excited. He went to the film's producer who was NOT excited about the idea. The producer said, "We don't want to be casting Stones." 

The director quit and worked for a different producer.