A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell.
~ Oliver Gaspiritz
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The calf looked up at his mother and said, "I am a great leader."
His mother, who loved him very much, said, "You could be, but right now, you are just a baby."
The calf thought about this and said, "So, I'm just a boy. I'm a cowboy! Yee-haw! Howdy, howdy, howdy!"
His mother, who loved him slightly less than before, said, "Not everyone is a leader. It is important to have good followers in the world, too."
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