Art?

The task of the artist is to make the human being uncomfortable. 

~ Lucian Freud

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Diana: Why does she get a new dress and I have to wear this slip?

Jeremy: Mmmmmmmm.... Wine! I'm glad this is red wine. If I spill on my jacket no one will notice.

Bianca: Always a seamstress never a new dress-wearer.

Elizabeth-Kathleen: Fine. I'll wear this black dress, but I'm not at all sad my husband is dead.

Dog: I am taking a dump. Right now. Right here.