Lights

There are two ways of spreading the light; to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.

~ Edith Wharton

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I disagree, Edith. There are a lot of other ways to be the light:

Be the electrician or the arsonist or paint yourself in glow-in-the-dark paint, or flip the light switch. I bet there are even more than those, too.

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I don't really recommend the arsonist one, though.