Golf

It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. It took me one afternoon on the golf course.

~ Hank Aaron

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 Me: How many golf planes are there in the entire world?

You: I don't know. How many golf planes are there in the entire world?

Me: Fore.

I'll wait here while you try to catch your breath from all the laughter.