Santy

You better watch out

You better not cry

You better not pout

I'm telling you why

Santa Claus is dead

~ The Smothers Brothers

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I think this is Santa. I get that you might try to make a little Santa out of a pine cone. But without his hat and with a little hole in his back, and being kind of dirty, this Santy is not very appealing. "Santy" was a typo, but it fits. This Santy is scanty (n. insufficient).

It's one thing for it to exist. It's another thing for someone to try and sell it to you.