Lawyers

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. 

~ Steven Wright

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I always wanted to be on the Supreme Court.  I tried to make good choices throughout my life so if the opportunity presented itself I would be cleared by any background check.

I tried to avoid "undesirables," so I never went to law school.  That fact makes it unlikely that I will ever be on the Supreme Court.

Stupid Catch-22.