Bottle

Life is like a little message in a bottle to be carried by the winds and by the tides.

~ Gene Tierney

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I saw this in an antique store with Leslie. I thought about buying it for my brother, Kirk. Instead I decided to rewrite the theme song to the Golden Girls as if it were a commercial (a LONG commercial) for this soda. You're welcome, Kirk. You're welcome, everyone.

Thank you for being a drink

To toast with my friend clink, clink, clink

Your taste is true you're a very yummy refreshment

I'm not ashamed to say

I hope you always will stay this way

Your cap is off,

I'm excited I get to drink you now

And if I threw a party

Invited everyone I knew

You would see, you're the beverage for me

And the crowd would cheer along and say,

Thank you for being a drink

Thank you for being a drink

Thank you for being a drink

(pause)

I think maybe I should have just gotten he bottle for Kirk.