Taco

Bob Marley isn't my name. I don't even know my name yet.

~ Bob Marley

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If you could be a superhero, but your superhero name had to be food-affiliated, what would you choose? Assume - based on this image - that Taco Boy is already taken.

Some options:

ShishkebabBoy
Pros - could skewers people with long pointy weapons
Cons - probably would get misspelled and mispronounced a lot

SnoCone Girl
Pros - Icy demeanor. When you would say, "FREEZE!" people would be more likely to "freeze" because of the ice thing.
Cons - Should be SnoCone Woman because she's a grown ass woman.

The Tater Tots
Pros - tough exterior, but kind of goes with anything
Cons - tots don't have fully developed critical thinking skills or ethics.

(pause)

Maybe you should just do this on your own and report back.