Ink

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four.

Calling the tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.

~ Abraham Lincoln

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I am fascinated by tattoos. I don't think you should tattoo babies, though. While it might make the other babies back off at daycare, I think tattoos might shut them out of some opportunities in elementary school plays. Of course, it would be funny if a baby asked another baby where he got his tattoo and the baby said, "I got it when I was in the pen. The playpen."

Except nobody calls them playpens any more. They call them tumblers or bouncies or... hold on, let me look it up - Pack and Plays.

Whatever. A baby cage is a baby cage no matter what you call it.

I am pleased that this blog entry was able to blend tattoos, Abraham Lincoln, babies, and playpen critique all in one.