Swimming

(Photo by Chris Fowler)

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown, too?

~ Steven Wright

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Maddie: Oh my gosh!! The locker room smelled so bad today. It smelled like pee. Someone was peeing in the drain. I don't know why. And then there was a piece of poop in the pool And Lucas said, "That's not poop!" And we're all huddled around and I'm like, oh my gosh there were little kids in there before us. It was totally one of them! And Lucas was so annoyed with us and kept yelling that it wasn't poop, but they had to get a pole to get it out and put it in a plastic bag. It was so disgusting.