Character

No one knows his true character until he has run out of gas, purchased something on the installment plan, and raised an adolescent.

~ Marcelene Cox

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Other ways to figure out your true character include:

* Surviving a natural disaster
* Losing the most intimate of loved ones
* Going hungry for an extended time
* Being in a plane crash in the mountains with a soccer team
* Being trapped in a cave with a soccer team

(pause)

Also, no one should ever play soccer.