Deli

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body.

~ George Carlin

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I have a friend Mac who would be great at running a deli. I imagine it would have a drive-through, but only for people on bikes. I also hope that he would have a sandwich called The Mac. It would include lots of good things, but no cheese. Then I hope he would have another sandwich called The Mac & Cheese.

I'd totally eat there if my friend Mac was in charge of it.

And if it was located near where I live in South Carolina and not near where he lives in Ohio.

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Who am I kidding? I'd probably bike to Ohio to eat there.

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Who am I kidding? I'd probably DRIVE to Ohio in a car and then just dine-in.