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Tuesday, November 26, 2019

Carnivals

Everything being a constant carnival there is no carnival left.
~ Victor Hugo
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"Do you want to ride the haunted merry go round?" asked the phantom of the haunted carnival.

The kid and his dog said yes, but then the phantom said, "Dogs can't ride this." The kid said if the dog couldn't ride then he didn't want to ride.

They walked away but then realized that they had a skull in their fanny pack. And the skull had rubies for eyes. Then the phantom of the haunted midway chased them.

And then their friends said, "C'mon - over here!" and they jumped in a van.

That's why I don't wear fanny packs.

Also, that is not the only reason.

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