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Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Trampoline

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If you ever are sitting on a trampoline and trying to sell drugs or you shoot someone while you're sitting on a trampoline or if you use a trampoline to jump up and look in the neighbors' windows, I think someone should call the police. And I think there should be an elite force trained to address these kinds of issues. The Trampolice. And they should have areas of expertise like jumping and spring-cutting skills, and stuff like that. And their symbol should be the kangaroo. A kangaroo who carries a lot of guns and handcuffs and stuff in its pouch.

Either that, or the police on that squad should be experts at driving a tram.

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