Unusual

If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary. 

~ Jim Rohn 

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My fear is not that I would receive something like this as a gift.  In fact, I am a brilliant re-gifter / re-purposer / prankster.  I could do a lot with it.

No, my fear is that my neighbor will receive something like this as a gift.  And display it.  For all of eternity.