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Thursday, September 8, 2011

Crafts


Other kids did drugs; I did crafts. I never knew where I fit in. 
~ Kathie Lee Gifford 
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Some people don't like crafts.  I like to make dioramas of those people out of pipe cleaners, popsicle sticks, and glitter glue.  Then I think it helps those people to like crafts.

(pause)

Okay, that is a lie.  While I do enjoy a good diorama, you would have to pay me a LOT of money to use glitter glue.  Or just plain glitter.  Or even shiny confetti - which is nothing more than oversized glitter.

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