Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations.
When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
~George Carlin
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Camping is like short-term squatting. Except you usually have to pay. I guess it's like short-term renting. Except you don't get a house. You're just renting a plot of land for a brief period of time. I wonder if the campground owners would be angry if you planted a garden while you were camping.
Also, if a kid is bad when he is camping, does he get campgrounded?
In February, I wonder if the camp groundhog comes out to see how many more weeks before camping season.
And so on. And so forth.
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