Snake

Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests.

~ Steven Wright

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Maybe the reason a lot of people don't like snakes is that it is hard to anthropomorphize them. Not only can they not wear vests, they can't wear a lot of clothing. Like skirts. Or hats. Well, Maybe a snake could wear a bonnet. Or a --

Wait. That's not true at all. That Richard Scarry snake used to wear a little hat with a feather in it and a red sweater over a white oxford shirt and tie. I think. 

Wait here. Let me go check.

Nope. My bad. That was a worm. 

So, anyway, it's hard to anthropomorphize snakes because they can't wear clothing.