So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny.
~ Mitch Hedberg
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Me: Elizabeth, you need to get to bed early tonight.
E: What? Why?!
Me: Because you overslept this morning and missed the bus.
E: Exactly! I got TONS of sleep this morning, so why do I have to go to bed early tonight?!
E: What? Why?!
Me: Because you overslept this morning and missed the bus.
E: Exactly! I got TONS of sleep this morning, so why do I have to go to bed early tonight?!
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