A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.
~ Demetri Martin
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Why is it "As easy as taking candy from a baby?" Shouldn't it be "As easy as taking money from a baby?" First of all, I don't think it's good for babies to have candy. And second, if you're going to steal something, why would you steal candy?
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