Birds

It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds.

~Aesop

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Add to vacuum cleaners and copiers, birdbaths.  I can fix those items.  However, I wish I had thought it through when I fixed the birdbath for Leslie's mom.  I don't know what I was thinking. I don't think they ought to be bathing in public.  Perverts.  Depravens. Debauchickadees.  Weirdowls.

You get the idea.