Treasurer

Should you find a wise critic to point out your faults, follow him as you would a guide to hidden treasure.

~ The Buddha

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It seems right to me that the treasurer's last name would be "Green." Less comfortable with a treasurer who's last name is "Red." Or "Embezzler." 

If there was a guy named "Joe Embezzler" it wouldn't matter how good he was at treasuring, I bet he would have a hard time getting a treasurer position. On a loosely related note, "Earl Green" is Czechoslovakian for "Joe Embezzler." 

Oh the irony.