Eyelashes

(photo by Chris Fowler)

What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.

~ Sir Walter Scott

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Elizabeth: So, there's this one teacher who wears these fake eyelashes and Anna said if they fall on your desk you get a 100% on your test. And I said, "Do you think it counts if you reach up and rip it off and throw it on your desk?" And Anna goes, "Oh, Elizabeth, you're hilarious."