Breakfast

Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.

~ Alfred A. Montapert

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I think Pigs in a Blanket would make a funny thing to serve someone for breakfast in bed.  Because the person in bed is probably under a blanket.  Except that I don't like Pigs in a Blanket, so don't make it for me.  Oh, and I guess if the person you're serving it to is in a blanket, they might think you are calling them a pig.  And you wouldn't be.  You'd be calling them lazy for not getting up making their own breakfast.

People are so hypersensitive sometimes.