Photos

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce.  Instantly.

~ Demetri Martin

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I think that taking good photos is kind of like a monkey at a typewriter.  Give the monkey enough time and s/he's bound to come up with something that is pretty good.  Give a person a camera and s/he is bound to come up with a photo that is pretty good.  Give a monkey a camera and s/he is bound to come up with something pretty good.  Give a camera to a person to take a picture of a monkey and with enough effort s/he will get a pretty good photo of a monkey.  Give a monkey a camera to take a picture of a monkey and the camera might get poo on it if the other monkey throws poo at the monkey with the camera. 

So, the moral of the story is, don't loan your camera to a monkey.