Handey

I bet if you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, 

it would make beer squirt out your nose.

~ Jack Handey

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When Megan told me that my blog reminds her of Jack Handey, I took it as a compliment.  Then later I wondered if she meant my use of Jack Handey quotes reminded her of Jack Handey.  And I got really angry at her for being so sarcastic and mean.  But she had already moved to Oregon, so my vengeance would have to wait.