A good upbringing means not that you won't spill sauce on the tablecloth, but that you won't notice it when someone else does.
- - - - -Father to son (walking through Memorial Union food court): I'm sorry to see I raised you all wrong.
I really hope this was a joke. If it was, it was very funny and a line I think everyone should use. If, however, it was a serious comment (it didn't seem to be, but maybe), then I hope the kid writes an amazing memoir that gets made into a film and that the kid makes a bunch of money. Then the dad can be happy that he raised his kid all wrong because look - the kid is rich now!
Oh, and sorry about your portrayal in the movie by Christopher Walken, Dad.
(Incidentally, I couldn't remember Christopher Walken's name, so I typed "creepy actor" into Google and got the following results: Steve Buscemi, Willem Dafoe and Christopher Walken. Thanks, Google!)
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