Parking

I find that the three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty.

~ Clark Kerr

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Roger parked his bike in the same spot every day. He parked there because Gwen parked her car there whenever the spot was available. It took several weeks, but finally Roger got to his bike at the same time Gwen got to her car. He introduced himself. She introduced herself.

There was no chemistry and they didn't ever have another conversation.

But from that day on he referred to that parking place as his "parking meet her."

Roger didn't have many friends.