Doctors

A young doctor means a new graveyard.
~ German Proverb

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If you had to go to the doctor and could only choose from teh following, whom would you select and why?:

a. Dr. Seuss
b. Dr. Jekyll
c. Dr. Doom
d. Dr. Demento

Correct answer: Dr. Seuss.
Why? Because these are some of the pieces of information / recommendations / observations you might receive from him:

* Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.
* Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.
* When at last we are sure,
You've been properly pilled,
Then a few paper forms,
Must be properly filled.
So that you and your heirs,
May be properly billed.
* You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in.