Annoyance

If you can't annoy someone, there's little point in writing.

~ Kingsley Amis

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Maddie: Elizabeth said that you weren't bringing us breakfast and that I had to read for at least an hour in my book today and that 4H lasts from 2 until 5 tonight!!

Chris: Don't believe anything she says, Maddie. Elizabeth, why do you do that?

Elizabeth: 'Cause it's fun. She gets SO angry!