Star

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger.

Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

~ Yoda

- - - - -

Chris and I were walking and I told her my newest trick to motivate myself was to hum the Darth Vader theme in my head (a trick I learned from Elizabeth).

Me: But I'm not sure who Darth Vader is supposed to be. Me? That's pretty ominous. I don't think I'm that evil. But the Jedis —

Chris: You're Luke!

Me: -- the Jedis are kind of dorky.

Chris: You're Luke!

Me: I don't want to be Luke. I want to be Obi-Wan Kenobi. Or even Yoda.

Chris: Ayeeeee....

Me: I don't know if you were trying to talk in Pirate or Irish, but Yoda is neither of those.