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Friday, April 30, 2010

Trampolines


If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control.
~ Jack Handey

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So, you might think that laying on a trampoline while people jump so that you can get a photo is a good idea. Well, you can get some good photos -- you just have to take a million to get things in focus. But, all in all, it is a BAD idea to do this. Because then you feel like you're going to puke when you're done.

That's how I feel right now.

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