Barn

 

I'm obsessively opposed to the typical.

~ Lady Gaga

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I wonder, if Lady Gaga were a farmer and people asked her why she farmed the way she did if she would say, "Baby, I was barn this way."  

(pause)  

I find it highly unlikely that she would say that.  For one thing, it doesn't really make sense.  For another, farmers rarely call each other "baby."

I will say, though, that "Old McGaga had a Farm" has a certain appeal to it.